Matthew Dean

Bongos

[Matthew Dean @_cheese_bone_]

Me when I report the pizza delivery man for having cocaine in his car so the pizza doesn’t come in 30 minutes or less so I get it for free

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

Getting a trip sitter for using Zyn

[Wemby Central @WembyCentral]

you also had the entire Epstein client list sitting courtside but #WhatDoIKnow

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

Bro saw a child in the crowd

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@MargoMartin47 This greedy fuck sued to starve 40 million Americans on SNAP, many of whom were children. Cool photo op though

[Matthew Dean @_cheese_bone_]

I sat next to Ari Aster as a beau is afraid screening but was so stinky he walked away from me and sat somewhere else

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[Punished J0nker 🔥⚔️💀 @fallenjester_]

I grew up watching inflation porn

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

DVDs don’t do that. BluRays don’t do that. Pirated files don’t do that.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

BREAKING: NEW POPE ELECTED

[wallace @wallaceprower]

"White people have no culture."

Meanwhile, white people:

[Matthew Dean @_cheese_bone_]

Putting my confederate flag at half mast today.

#RIPJimmyCarter

[deelon #JerruhFC @deelonknowsball]

I would probably last 10 seconds with both
No need to explain Violet
But Tyson I just feel like he's very tight and it would feel so good

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Best place to order comic books from??? Used to collect when I was younger. Batman being my fav. I can order and read from IPad or best to do straight off the comic??

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

smoking weed when you're a boy with long hair must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and im a boy with long hair

[ْ @oomfsomething]

oomf im taking poison damage. oomf. oomf. oomf. oomf. oomf

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

This billboard was on 16th Street in Phoenix

[Cap'n Crunch @RealCapnCrunch]

behold.......art.