britxbrat

Professional reposter| Reliability Engineer 👷🏾‍♀️

[isa @__deyi]

Guys we’re really going to that place tomorrow 😭😭😭

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

im starting to realize the life I want is gonna require me to become someone I've never been before

[D @MoonlitStep]

a nigga just wanna be financially free and left the fuck alone

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

The older I get the stayer I home.

[Buhle @Guluvakazi_sa]

my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.

[⭒ @cinmonglr]

cheguei atrasada na reunião sobre atraso

[mo. ⊗ @REMYLEBE4U]

It's halloween season

[cutie @acnymph]

My salary fighting its hardest to fund my lifestyle

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i am so done with character development where is my beach episode

[SJ @sydphetamine]

ngl it’s the phones

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

happy october 1st !!!

[August Leo @Rennisymone]

They both would of had to eat my pussy at the same time to keep me from telling

[.˚○ 𓈒𓏸ꕤ𝓐𝓼𝓱⸆⸉ ོ ࣪⋆. ｡🪐⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @eternaltruluv]

me cleaning my search history after finishing touching myself

[mika @mikasagrada]

como me sinto perguntando "o que aconteceu??" enquanto todos riem

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience

[Margaret Yanki @MargaretYanki1]

You cannot have a man and be asking for help in a black family. They immediately want to know what the fuck is the man you are fucking on doing to help you.

[Andy Dasani🤍 @AndaniinJapan]

Getting older is realizing 9 PM is actually pretty late.

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

“We regret to inform you”

You will surely regret informing me