Chloe

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[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Trying to come up with an idea for an activity that isn’t “eat another biscuit”

[m @msnetik]

cleansing your timeline with this Mandy Patinkin clip from 2012 when the interviewer's wife went into labor

[Chloe @_chloerourke]

@OLIVIALEE7 @Ocado Me too! Slightly worried as it's due in 3 hours but received no text or email regarding it like normal?

[Joshuwah @wwwaahh]

£150 to report someone outside??

Me:

[Chloe @_chloerourke]

@Ocado I was under the impression that this priority access meant we would have priority access to delivery slots. I waited an hour in my "priority queue" to get in and see there are still no slots available to book. Not sure what the point is?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it was very chilly during our walk today. when i tried to hop in a puddle. i slid across it instead. i am not a penguin. i would like a refund

[chad @badboychadhoy]

does anyone else eat their meal in order from their least favorite part to their favorite part or do I have some rare form of OCD

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

follow up: He did find him!!!

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

[Chloe @_chloerourke]

@IKEAUKSupport Yep still having this problem. It is 290.672.93

[Chloe @_chloerourke]

@IKEAUK I've tried for the last three days to order the antilop High chair online but am constantly getting error messages. Works with other products but not the one I want?! Help please ☹️

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Does lime in a Corona count as 1 of your 5 a day?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

😂#AfterLife2

[sterling dylan @_dylanjohnstone]

am on a social media cleanse but a couldn’t not share this a just cannae understand WHY he is like this

[David Hodgson @dahodgson]

Ryanair wanted £28 to allow me to sit with the kids but I’d have paid £28 to sit away from them so I’m £56 up and sitting by myself

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

This arrow by mathematician and sculptor Kokichi Sugihara can't point left. Here's how it works: It's 3D-printed with a bunch of curves our brains don't register.