chris

wishing I was witty. all tweets are v stupid

[Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

There’s not going to be a $5000 check, you stupid SLUT

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

TODAY IS FRIDAY

[chris @_chrisdietrich]

latest @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo pod summarized in two words

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i redownloaded twitter

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@HoeannaNewsom legit going to ugly cry playing the remake

[jay @wallahibestie]

accidentally typed miss information instead of misinformation

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@NoahKahan I will be scouring for resale tickets today 🙃

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@realDonaldTrump needs to be eradicated from earth

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@IAmPoliticsGirl SCREAM IT LOUDER!!!!!

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@bussyrizzler i can also do the double jointed thumb thing!!

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@HOTTODJO i want this sweater

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

If you understand this reference, you are one of us.

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@heyzombieb0y @theJoeMichaell peloton?! omg let’s do a ride

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@sedderaside i think about this scene daily

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@willab86 3’

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me in the group chat (why am i like this)

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remember when the world canceled Kathy Griffin? she wasn’t wrong. this administration is terrifying

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@sharknateo it’s just clicking and hitting letters to me and watching the screen do cool things

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@ChrisFischer_ i cannot stand the entitlement