♈️$ØLÔ

[fisayo @fisayorhd]

If you gotta spend money to get her, she don't want you fr.. vibes are free

[neon dion @CaptainMjD]

25 is like post nut clarity but for your entire life

[pingu @pingu4ll]

i understand perspective soo well that I end up erasing my own valid anger

[The Bulldawg Report @ReportBulldawg]

Once you sign an NFL contract, your college eligibility should automatically be gone. I don't care what school they come from.

[Jazzy @arabornot]

Your financial situation isn’t defined by what you can buy.

It’s defined by what you can still afford after buying it.

[♈️$ØLÔ @_chuckee_]

Rather be a lame than a loser

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[D @MoonlitStep]

a nigga like me remembers everything, I just don’t bring it up

[Reggie Ragland @reggieragland]

😂😂😂 them boys aite with me lol

[Foodie Huxtable @DaMayorOfGso]

This is how Bobby Brown jumped out that helicopter

[sticks @armoneeyy]

you shouldn’t be 23 fucking wit 18 year olds

[♈️$ØLÔ @_chuckee_]

If you feel like you gotta be disrespectful to get your point across stay tf from around me

[nyny. @nyelissee]

#needhead

[Softboy @softcreateee]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

When it’s time to draft people, there’s really no need to call my name

[♈️$ØLÔ @_chuckee_]

As an adult , why tf don’t you have a wallet

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You’ll be okay if you stay in tonight.”

We finally have a line to use for future kids 😭😂

[Dammie4trueluv @dammy4trueluv]

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better "off day" than Friday.

[Praise @PraiseClip]

Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime