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grumpy. Barnard ‘19 / 1020 Bar ‘∞

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Why don’t you guys like my tweets is it because they are too long and you can’t read

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2/1/25
STELLAR Clinton Street-Style stack today w/ a 3:1 AP:WW flour blend. The CSBC method always creates such swagtastic crispy edges 🤌🏻 ik incorporating whole wheat can bring a lil too much body but I just love the added depth of flavor so imo it’s worth it.
4.85/5 ⭐️

(20/?)

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Stacks of Pancakes I Have Made That Belong in the Met (a thread):

First, a throwback to Valentine’s Day 2/14/20 I obtained more romantic and/or sexual gratification from this stack of pancakes than any relationship in my life thus far.
(1/?)

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1/22/24
Buttermilk pancakes to celebrate ButterMLK day (observed on the Monday after MLK day). Nice color, tasted great, but gotta deduct some major points for flatness and also -1 star for Claudia exploding butter in the microwave

3.2/5 stars

(19/?)

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

me if saying “that happened on Riverdale” was an Olympic sport

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The closet was literally glass I’m bfhdhshgahshdhbsga

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What I hate most about the gender bending snapchat filter is that several m*n from my past have been posting selfies in it and unfortunately their girl versions are h*t : (

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Stalking myself on Twitter I’m sorry what the F is wrong with me.. psychologically..

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Has anyone done an autopsy on mike wazowski yet

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This was a good tweet

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Okay fine, I’ll bite. What is “Weed”

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

MIA 19 - 56 BAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1084th unique final score in NFL history.

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There’s a guy playing Fiddler on the Roof on the accordion on the rockefeller center downtown B/D/F/M platform rn and hey side note don’t you think “Fiddler on the Roof on the Accordion on the Rockefeller Center Downtown B/D/F/M Platform” would be a great name for a musical

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Broke my computer so hard today that the IT guy who came to fix it asked me if I had a background in IT.
(Self esteem is at an all time high atm so if you secretly don’t like me I need you to tell me now before it goes back to normal)

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

The bitches set me up.

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⚠️ Time to BeSiege ⚠️

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Staging an elaborate car crash so I can parent trap cellino and barnes

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@swordofchrist69 This is fantastic news. I am going to remove my hard hat and position my desk directly below the Rock Hole, which will henceforth be known as the No Rock Hole, which is a much better name for a hole anyways.

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The floor above ours is being renovated and rocks periodically fall from the ceiling but every time we bring up the rocks facilities is like “we stopped the rocks” (false) so I started wearing this hardhat at my desk in quiet protest I see your gaslight and raise you girlboss

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@samsonthehorse I’m not a snitch 🤫

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Remember when people would be like “if you die in a dream you die in real life” uhh okay well first of all how do you know that

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@jtcanshoot Boring. Next.

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What will be our generation’s asbestos? Will we ever be potentially entitled to financial compensation if we (or a loved one) has mesothelioma?

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Oh wait I keep forgetting one of my New Year’s resolutions was to start saying “attababy” more often could someone PLEASE remind me periodically? It’s important.