cloudmachines

me neither

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[swinky @swinkying]

i met cailou and he was So fucking racist

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

exposed to hantavirus? get ahead of the curve with some evidence-based practices
1️⃣𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲. It’s important to have a social safety net
2️⃣𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻. It's the only way to expel the disease
3️⃣𝗚𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗡𝗢𝗪

[tommy @sten_deeznuts]

outbreak of a 40% mortality rate virus while america is out of the WHO and rfk jr is in charge

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

putting my prized apple pie on this windowsill… here, on the top floor of the world trade center

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[Vivi @_deceptionfalls]

Guys when asked "are video games art?" can you bring actual good games as an example and not persona or kingdom hearts

[Loki @codeHusky]

my friend VC every night since this game came out

[BREEZY SUPREME @BreezyxSupreme]

IRS-One

[Mike @hammerito]

I don't follow NBA a ton but shoutout to Bam Margera man

[cloudmachines @_cloud_machine]

My GF on the topic of Christina Hendricks in Mad Men: “Just take em out already”

[Evil TWSF @antiTWSF]

My son, Benjamin Penjamin, has been obliterated💔

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

I like having shit like this on my timeline

[Hectoroz 🏴‍☠️ @hectoroz_]

me agains the world

[McRib @McR1B69]

We are Charlie/Pim
We work for the boss
We fight for the smiles
We honor the Squim