Charlotte

she/ her

[Charlotte @_cmlh]

when your mom forces you to smile for a picture

[kemi @kemimarie]

i used to hate small talk with strangers until i realized how integral it is to connection. how fun and playful it can be and how present it requires you to be. i appreciate the small talk, the comments passing by, the convos with strangers i’ll never meet again. i appreciate it

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes i get mad and grumpy at my cat for waking me up before i’m supposed to, but then i remember that i do it to her all the time just for a kiss and she’s never mean to me for it… much to think about i guess

[seynique @seynique]

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A one-year update from Alex:

[Zed @ZedLDN]

Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held.

[Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia]

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."

[notgivenchyass (Taylor’s Version) @notgivenchyass]

I’ve never felt so sick to my stomach while watching something. abortion is NOT murder and blatantly lying to try to manipulate an innocent woman to feel bad about a literal pile of tissue and muscle inside her own body is vile. how cruel can you be

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Well done, @Gillette.
https://t.co/u4Ae33BrtN

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

u can burn like 1.3 calories a minute by crying so yes, i’ve cried 5 times today but on the plus side I am lookin ~slim~

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

*my turn in charades*

everyone guessing:

“a loser!”

“someone having a panic attack!”

“guy who can’t cook!”

“YOUR BEARD SUCKS”

“person who failed math in high school!”

“dude who can’t change a tire!”

“a huge pussy!”

“honestly ugly”

me: ...we were looking for “astronaut”

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

[🧚‍♂️ @carmandwhitney]

*after math paper 2*

“So what do you think you got on that?”

Me:

[🧚‍♂️ @carmandwhitney]

Realizing exams start in 6 days https://t.co/1wNhYhTqY7