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“Medium rare, hmm an aristocrat.”

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@invertedspear22 You gotta problem with original content?

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Clothes? You mean wearable napkins.

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I don’t think I’ll ever get over finding the band Her’s just to have them die two weeks later.

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I don’t go to the gym to look good I go to maintain my horrible life habits.

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@invertedspear22 Already called osha on them. They should be arriving shortly

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I don’t think landlords understand that most tenants would trade their oven for an in unit washer and dryer.

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This is going to be terrible

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@acisturntup I have no idea what this means

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Thanks for putting the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack on touchtoons brother! Let’s touch lips now

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Dr.Phil is 6’3. More like daddy Phil.

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There’s been 200 cases of spontaneous combustion in the history of the world. I’m making it my mission to be the 201st.

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@acisturntup So a clown?

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@acisturntup

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Met a golden retriever named Jim today. That is all

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James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie

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Tried to recreate Spider-Man by biting a spider and the only thing that happened is that it died

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@acisturntup @chairmanmayo2 IM UP U UP

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@acisturntup Caligula the GOAT party animal