ryan

I look like one but I'm not.

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@TheScottCharles That sounded different in my head than when I read it.

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@TheScottCharles You'd think it would get old, but I never get tired of "diversity higher" content.

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Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

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Driving my daughter to school while she controls the music makes me happy.

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In the Trump bible Mary and Joseph are American citizens.

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Thank god that man isn't very smart.

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@brantonzhy @gunsensemelissa This is inaccurate.

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Ronna McDaniel waking up from a nap this afternoon.

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♫ There ain't no doubt
I love this land
God said SENNDD MOOONNEEEYYYYYY ♫

[Lee Greenwood @TheLeeGreenwood]

President Donald J. Trump ENDORSES AND PROMOTES “GOD BLESS THE USA BIBLE” TO MAKE AMERICA PRAY AGAIN TO KICK OFF HOLY WEEK LEADING INTO EASTER

Purchase Here: https://t.co/F9cA0pbKWj

@realDonaldTrump
@GBTUSAStore

[ryan @_coffeeheadache]

Make America Pray Again. Fuck. Like seriously. Fuck.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

One day after he compared himself to Jesus Christ, Trump is now selling a $60 “Trump endorsed” Bible.

Grifter gonna grift. 🤮

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@JohnnieKnuckles Are you fucking kidding me?

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Used my Trump NFT profits to buy Truth Social stock.

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I won three of my own golf tournaments, against the most talented people, on a greater and more difficult course.

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@jamesamcgee Got my masters in Money there.

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@BOKBASIL I invest in the trustworthy.

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@FrankLuntz You all normalized low.

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@ChrisBurtch3033 I miss those sunrise and sunsets.

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@TheScottCharles It's almost adorable.

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@PitchingNinja It's like he can see the white square.