Yer Mom

Exhausted

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@byalexzaragoza Stay safe out there! 🤍

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@LapApples @PitchingNinja Asking whether or not you’re live first literally implies that you give AF.

[Yer Mom @_coldpizza]

I think my stomach put a hit out on me.

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“Bro got his knowledge teeth removed”
-HKH

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@byalexzaragoza He better be taller than that! Plz?

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@jsbedlam I forgot it’s not Twitter anymore until I read this 😂

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My phone just corrected right to “eighth”
Now I feel attacked.

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@jsbedlam Ewwwu

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One of the top payroll processing companies, ADP has been offline & unavailable all day. I personally waited from being 1013 in line down to 283 only for them to sign me out automatically. @ADP

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Sooooo is that it for summer then? Or?

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@jsbedlam I wouldn’t trust him to babysit my pet rock.

[James Clear @JamesClear]

Enough courage to get started + enough sense to focus on something you’re naturally suited for + enough persistence to stay in the game long enough to catch a few lucky breaks + a lot of hard work.

There’s your recipe.

[Yer Mom @_coldpizza]

Listening to the Blind Plea podcast.
My mind is BLOWN and I’m only on episode 2.

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@leomoonhoney @jsbedlam A month? It’d barely last a week when you have nothing else.

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OMG. I smell so bad rn. That is all.

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I hope all the ppl in San Diego that have been complaining about the weather not being warm enough are happy with yourselves. Smdh

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@byalexzaragoza Cool. I mean what could go wrong?

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@LapApples ❤️

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PSA: Moms don’t want flowers for Mother’s Day… we want to be able to send our kids to school, go to the mall, live life without fear of being caught in gunfire. Ban assault rifles already idiots!!

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@sleezsisters There’s enough of that literally everywhere. Booooooooooooo