ian.bortz

Always scaring the hoes // H2P // 🎷4L // Check out my youtube // Lets go bucs

[ian.bortz @_cosmicpotatoes]

WHY ARE MY UPLOAD SPEEDS 3 MBPS ON 1 GIG INTERNET WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

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@CultureCrave @theinformation Did they tell bethesda this

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@Pirates @SNPittsburgh @937theFan Alright guys time to sweep the marlins and then get healthy

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@aoty Is it really that good oh my god. I was excited to check it out but now my expectations are huge

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@DiscussingFilm If the world was just he would be the last

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@francysromeroFR @PlatinumKey13 Trying to guess the corresponding move but you could literally send down anyone and I wouldn’t be surprised

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@CultureCrave Rare paramount W

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@DanielRPK No daniel I’ve already seen it unfortunately

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@DonChed54 I think its more of a coaching issue tbh. Our walks and pitch counts across the board are much worse

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@victorthigpen24 @SleeperPirates Wilber dotel. We don’t need mlod

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@BrentHall28 @jclrk05 @Pirates @SNPittsburgh @937theFan I mean gonzales plays short too…

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

The Tyler Callihan Game. ™️

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@Pirates Tyler Callihan ROTY gonna go crazy

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@Rivals_Leaks @X0X_LEAK LET THEM COOK THIS IS PEAK

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If spider-man gets leaked a month out and I see spoilers I genuinely might become evil

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@BrettRedacted Every other A24 movie receives absolutely zero marketing. My favorite movie of the last five years is Sing Sing and nobody has seen it

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@IGN Yeah keep those quotes on “coming soon” we all know its not dropping for at least 2-3 years

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He’s doing this on purpose because he knows that if you say it loud it doesn’t happen

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump reveals that his birthday wish is world peace.

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@Dexerto Only 6 days after his sprite came out. God why did they add him to this game