ipadkid

the best eyebrows on twitter

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Decriminalise drugs I need to pee

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

"you just get a leg up and a cigarette in hand and there's nothing they won't believe" @ineedapuff

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

Spiritually I'm DJ Khaled

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This is about my calloused ass feet

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Theres a lot of parts of my body that need some lovin

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Who the fucking fuck is this guy he looks fucking Cray holy shit - I reckon he goes crazy at function. A lot of fun can't even lie

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

I've just put the most disturbing thing I've ever written into drafts. youre all welcome. but test me and I may one day release it see above

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

When I'm freeballing I like to imagine my pussy snufflin around in my shorts to get a peek at the world like a little piggy at the trough when it's dinner time

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

Physically I'm here but mentally I have bangs

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Jacob elordi...needs rat tails...someone put me in touch with his stylist this is huge

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Letterbox list:

Frankenstein and wuthering Heights; the horror of becoming your father

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

I almost died and all I got were these sick speed dealers

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

Me in a life threatening situation: am I having fun?

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Rip Cunterbury manor you would have loved the last dinner party 😔🫡

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Everyone at the party is jealous of my freshly pissed pants

[ipadkid @_crashoutqueen]

DJ vanilla nectar

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Oomf just said love is love but join the club

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I don't have a clue what I was trying to say with this one

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White woman thinks her tweets are related

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I was personally victimised by the teppanyaki chef

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Be the change you want to see in the world: fistfight your coworker