hol(d me)

new twitter alert 🤕🐴🕊🤟🥘

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man with really big arm muscles on metro rn. am i outgrowing my affinity for twinks?

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looking at the dogs on rspca sobbing my heart out

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am i sleep deprived or in my luteal phase

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@_crashoutqueen i dont think anyone will ever love me like you

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find it really annoying when group therapy tells me the things that are really funny are harming my mental health #getagrippysocks

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@blizzardlizrd casual workers hate it. their manager (late millennial man) loves it

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@planecranky i think you're the prettiest girl in the world

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going sydney sober (quitting everything but ketamine on special occasions)

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and i have dated too many of them

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the inner west is full of people

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god forbid a theythem had incredible knockers send tweet

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i hate nothing more than when i'm scrolling through my reels and im giggling at a funny one and i see that it's liked by an opp. im gatekeeping.

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when will i stop being manic pixie dream-girled,, asking for a friend

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oomf and i have discovered we'd be really good at phone sex

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oomf just said "negging works on you? you're an idiot. wanna have sex?"

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@planecranky you do have a very visceral thinking face

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oomf pointed at my face and said "is this seat taken"

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texting my drug dealer with imessage effects to get my point across

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