i’m nuking this account tomorrow night. fuck this place for becoming what it has become and fuck me for sticking around this long. before i go, i’m gonna post and (then obliterate) some of my old writings as a form of literary seppuku.
thanks yo✌️
so my mechanic fucked me over real good. he screwed everything in so tight that no one can get it off. now i have the pleasure of getting this sucker towed… please just put me out to pasture
Happiness won't leave me alone
Says a bird in his nest
Get a load of this fuckin' view
Its the best in the west
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
The Miami Heat are converting two-way forward Keshad Johnson on a standard two-year NBA contract, sources told ESPN. Johnson has spent the season as a standout player for Heat's G League affiliate, Sioux Falls, averaging 21.2 points and 8.3 rebounds per game.