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[Craxton @_craxton_]

@pants The magnum opus. Yet somehow every single new work is just as peak

[kait 🌟 @mcntanasky]

This is the craziest shit I have ever heard in my life and that is not an exaggeration. You are not prepared for what you will hear when you click “play” on this.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

“so are you MAGA or not?”

Tate McRae:

[Ryan @Rygi13]

She sure loves gender affirming care

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The FDA has announced that 1.6 million eggs have been contaminated with salmonella, forcing a nationwide recall.

Last year, the Trump administration scrapped regulations to limit salmonella and laid off hundreds of food safety inspection workers.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Elon tweeting angrily and Christopher Nolan not owning a phone whilst making the most successful film of the summer is so funny man.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The explosive diarrhea-causing cyclosporiasis outbreak has now spread to 31 states, with nearly 7,000 potential cases.

Last year, RFK ordered the CDC's Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network to stop tracking cyclosporiasis.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New trailer for the ‘SEKIRO’ anime series.

Coming soon to Crunchyroll.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

John C. Reilly questions why human rights have become political

"If you stand up for human rights, why is that a right or left thing? Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights?"

"Elon Musk says, 'don’t be fooled by the empathy trap'. ... Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

"Do unto others ... It's crazy that we have to argue for these things"

(via It's Open Pod)

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@escargotpro_ The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)

[thenerdking @thenerdking215]

Might be a top 1 community note of all time 😭😭😭

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

pissmogged an old man at the urinal today. i felt so bad bringing so much power against such a vulnerable opponent… but that is the game

[grovy @grovymango]

Do nsfw artists rub one out before they lock in or do they draw while bricked up and then nut as a treat after