ACAB(inchologist)

sexy scientist trope // frequent crier

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

My grandma got pulled over on our way back from ice cream and when the cop asked if she was under the influence of any drugs or alcohol she answered “just ice cream”

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

frog and toad walked so ilya and shane could run

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

i think ilya earnestly loves any movie with the minions in it

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

what would their four favorites be? 🏒

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

“getting back out there” as existential
torture

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

having a teenage little sister is so fun, she’s currently texting me the lyrics of boom clap and calling me a millennial (derogatory)

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

everyday i must be humbled by the truth

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

it should be a crime to decide to do a PhD at 23 (citing myself as evidence)

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

is this something

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

my drug of choice is when my cat emerges from the window sill to let me pet her sun-warmed fur

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

tariff this tariff that,,,,when is someone gonna tar-iff my pants

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

she be gherkin on my pickle till i dill

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

Co-workers telling me to use AI for strongly worded emails. Baby I’m already a bitch, the little robot’s not gonna help me.

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

@benny_safdie @BrooklynFarmacy My first ever job (over a decade ago! In high school!) was as an egg cream-ista at the Farmacy and I’m pretty sure the stirring technique is permanently engrained in my muscle memory

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

Every photo of Demi Moore’s dog Pilaf fills me with a sense of joy and whimsy I have not experienced since childhood

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

I fear we as a society may have invented new and weirder ways to feel shame around sex

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

I think people might be upset that the sex worker in a movie made by a guy who makes movies about sex work has sex

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

Sometimes all you need is to see two emos in love walking down the street attached at the neck via leash to realize everything’s gonna be ok

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

Personally I think there’s a kind of poetic grace in being broken up with via voice memo two days before Valentine’s Day

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

Babygirl (brought to you by Big Milk)

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

I can no longer shoulder this burden alone….we have to talk about the rise of the phrase “buttery soft” being used to describe undergarments

[ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet]

Why is no one talking about the yassification of J Kenji López-Alt