AlexHe arn

that dog won't hunt, monsignor

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@itsoolongshot one of my last straws for moving out of LA was almost getting door dinged on my bike by a hot pink cybert ruck with a decal that says "she hits different"

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@catalie68 didn’t you pay them last year? Isn’t that enough?

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@catalie68 you're so brave for this

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@layognahor are you ok. were you kidnapped

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

Edgewater, Chicago

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@pastoralcomical ass play

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@WinstonianEpoch slurtis 😍

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@occasionallyong https://t.co/YYt3bNDHyq

[Vessel Of Spirit @VesselOfSpirit]

are things blue, or are things red? the blue things hypothesis has trouble accounting for blood, clown noses, and the chinese flag. but the red things hypothesis can't explain jeans, sapphires, or even the sky. overall i think it's very much an open question

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@occasionallyong jimmy fallon isn't going to see this. but former LA people who just moved to LA will

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@tetragramsci getting blood poisoning from the accelerated aging that uchi is doing to his son

[trash jones @jzux]

everything is about sex except thanksgiving. thanksgiving is about power

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@parismartineau

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@are_glib the ecstasy of meeting someone who hot and finding out they work for infra 😍

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

I got a work-only phone which I thought would help with productivity but if anything it's hindered it. however, the opportunities for Jokes have been undeniable

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@anthroposcream cassavetes with the first Mr Boop

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@WormMD hey that's great. so it's like Yo La Tengo for gay people?

[AlexHe arn @planetarity]

@occasionallyong he should convert Gracie to an air bnb for some passive income

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My manager just added "tarring and feathering" to my outlook calendar. This can't be good