@itsoolongshot one of my last straws for moving out of LA was almost getting door dinged on my bike by a hot pink cybert ruck with a decal that says "she hits different"
are things blue, or are things red? the blue things hypothesis has trouble accounting for blood, clown noses, and the chinese flag. but the red things hypothesis can't explain jeans, sapphires, or even the sky. overall i think it's very much an open question
I got a work-only phone which I thought would help with productivity but if anything it's hindered it. however, the opportunities for Jokes have been undeniable