clarissa 🍒

[drew @hydratedangel]

having my morning coffee without scrolling tik tok

[clarissa 🍒 @_ctxb]

showing up to work and your breath is kicking should call for an immediate write up

[clarissa 🍒 @_ctxb]

hating men is a lifelong condition I fear

[clarissa 🍒 @_ctxb]

me and GIN <333

[clarissa 🍒 @_ctxb]

so loyal to my tax lady, I’m willing to go back to LA so she can get me right

[clarissa 🍒 @_ctxb]

lack of sunlight has altered my brain

[Utopic @UtopicPosts]

Usher when he sees a married woman

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[Grace🪽 @geacenot4yo]

him: “i love you”

me: BUT DO THEM B!TCHES KNOW DAT?!

[estela @estelephant]

si saben de una tax lady que haga tranza, me avisan 🙏🏼

[♌︎ @dankingorb]

me after coughing my lungs out from a fat hit

[anders 🍉🍉🍉 @ANDERSBUTONDERS]

“gracias mija, muy amable”

me:

[estela @estelephant]

your girl doesn’t wake up at 5AM to make you breakfast & pack you lunch???

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

happy national gfs day to the sassy men

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours