Ale

6’7 cheese fry enthusiast

[Ale @_cxlxttx]

stalking my twitter is insane lol

[Ale @_cxlxttx]

they called her la bestia, makes sense they are besties 🤣

[Ale @_cxlxttx]

mommy x4? blessssed

[jas @jjashole]

me when i hit my limit & go nonverbal

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i wouldn’t have went through half of the stuff i went through if i just said no and had boundaries

[Simi @simikunleoni]

“Tell me how to pose” 😂😂😂

[killy. @broztitute]

When babies hold your finger with their whole hand

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

need my man like this

[KB🥀 @foreverrolandd]

STRAIGHT KNUCKLE SANDWICHES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[SIE @_badassiee]

I’ll block the entire world if I have to, nobody is getting on my nerves this year.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Ever since y’all canceled the word retarted I been on some white boy shit smh I be like “Yeah he’s not the brightest star”

[chao @chaod3r]

Nobody gets slizard nor fly like a G6 anymore I fear

[gabitha. @igabitha]

the confidence i have in myself honestly has so little to do with how i look, and so much to do with how i am. there is nothing i am more prideful about than my character. i enjoy her.

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

Me with the crab rangoons

[spicebae @spicebae_]

me distracting him when he starts making valid points and he sounds right 😭

[mariaa @notmariaaa_xz]

y’all are using your crystals so wrong

put them in a sock and start swinging

[꩜☆ ben/eddie! ⋆˚࿔ reveck siblings CEO @BIDERVERSE]

the fortnite event starts in 20 minutes and I’m stuck in an hour long queue https://t.co/Zd54V86atv

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

If you put a new trash bag in the can *before* you take the trash to the dumpster, the chore is entirely done when you get back inside. Little tricks like this keep you from killing yourself in your 30's.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“did you make it to matching pajamas this year?”