Cy Carver

Harold Varner III owes me money! Mitch Trubisky owes me even more | Let him cook 👨🏻‍🍳

[Cy Carver @_cycarver_]

Min woo ballin like the rent due!

[Andy Johnson @AndyTFE]

You be the judge of who was the better team today.

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[Cy Carver @_cycarver_]

@JosephLaMagna Are you ambitious enough to also engage with “one word to describe Nelly Korda’s swing” ? Or is that a 2027 resolution

[Boston Common Golf @commongolf]

A day for the frogs? We’re all in.

Happy #WorldFrogDay 🐸

[Boston Common Golf @commongolf]

Let’s start off #FrogFrenzy with our first prize of the day – a Ballfrog branded towel!

RT this post and follow @commongolf to enter.

Official rules: https://t.co/KKEN3srY4T

[Boston Common Golf @commongolf]

The perfect bag for work, or play, could be yours…

All you need to do is RT and follow us to enter!

#FrogFrenzy | Official rules: https://t.co/KKEN3srY4T

[Cy Carver @_cycarver_]

I’ve heard Steve say this at least 100 times

[The Shotgun Start @TheShotgunStart]

Do any of these geniuses on TV at their smart boards have any Schwab Cup projections? Didn’t think so.

[Hutch🏌️‍♂️📉 @hutch_golf]

And what of the scoring sir?

Simple. We will base it around a word everyone understands…Par.

How many is a Par sir?

Mostly four but also three and five.

And Par is good?

Yes

So to be above par must be really…

Bad

Sir?

Below par is good, above par is bad. Sub-par can mean either.

Will there be names for the other scores?

Under par scores will be named after birds, where one under par will be called a “birdie”. And over par scores will be named after bogeys.

What is a bogey sir?

Nobody knows. But one over par will be a bogey, two over par will be a double bogey, and so on.

Ah, so two under par will be called a double birdie?

If only it were that simple. Two under par will be called an eagle, for it is an auspicious bird that heralds good fortune.

And what of three under par?

An albatross, which is of course a symbol of grave misfortune.

That seems rather strange.

You may also call it a double eagle.

Wouldn’t a double eagle be four under par?

One would think, but no.

This seems like a lot to remember. How will a person keep track of their score?

For professional tournaments there will be score keepers and computers. However, for the official score we will rely on what your playing partner wrote down on a piece of paper.

And if that person makes a mistake you fail to notice?

Immediate disqualification. For this is golf— a game of honor and integrity with arbitrary rules & customs that shall be most strictly enforced. ⛳️

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Sports networks going to commercial during a big game

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

@Skulledwedge Moo Deng Cameron Young

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Whole lotta yapping and no PGA Tour wins

[Jordan Perez @jrdnprz]

“i have concepts of a plan” bro was roleplaying as pga tour commissioner

[Cy Carver @_cycarver_]

Wii sports would like a word

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

TGL is basically designing @PGATOUR2K holes for these guys to play in real life. Pretty awesome.

[The Shotgun Start @TheShotgunStart]

Absurd unit

[Cy Carver @_cycarver_]

If you had to pick one person that would actually pull a stunt like this, it would be kuchar. Unbelievable commitment to the bit of being the all time worst. Almost have to tip your cap

[Cy Carver @_cycarver_]

@fried_egg_golf Insane point system

[Fully Equipped @Fully_Equipped]

Let’s do a giveaway! We’re offering up a @TaylorMadeGolf x Pac-Man alignment stick cover and ball marker set.

Need to RT and be following this account to enter. We’ll contact the winners on Monday. Good luck!

[Cy Carver @_cycarver_]

@DoerflerJared @HannaGolfCo 👁️🍬