cyde

Straight outta tRant

[cyde @_cyde]

@VinnyVinesauce My Switch bundle pre-order was arbitrarily cancelled by @GameStop. Supplies are nil.

Now I can't watch the Scoot stream or I will get sad.

[cyde @_cyde]

@VinnyVinesauce

File under: "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Vinny (But Were Afraid to Ask)"

[wint @dril]

taking hthe Touch Your Own Eye Balls challenge, at the zoo, despite recent developments

[cyde @_cyde]

@kadeart Five foot two, eyes of blue
But oh what those five foot could do
Has anybody seen my gal?

[wint @dril]

look what youve gone and done. youve shit-eated yourself again

[cyde @_cyde]

@TheJimCornette @TheJimCornette The sign of a truly gifted heel is the ability to draw absolutely nuclear heat from the marks of a promotion you have nothing to do with. Marks outside the ring cussing you out. Marks inside the ring making t-shirts of you.

Very well done, sir. 😂

[cyde @_cyde]

@LawofTD The problem with the NYT comparison is that Nakamura wasn't in a neutral office environment minding her own business, trying to work. She was on a stage, pitching her product.

Successfully, I might add, if her addition of 20,000 followers overnight is any indication.

Nuance.

[cyde @_cyde]

@VinnyVinesauce
What the hell?
No, not because you're Italian, but because it was right there in your neck of the woods.
https://t.co/704OsthUWK

[cyde @_cyde]

@VinnyVinesauce

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Return to Koholint Island and awaken the Wind Fish in this reimagining of a beloved classic! The Legend of #Zelda: Link’s Awakening sails onto #NintendoSwitch in 2019.

[wint @dril]

"fear not loyal fans. james bond blasts all his turds/piss to smithereens with a laser while on missions." -james bond, author of james bond

[cyde @_cyde]

@TuscaloosaTD Yup, and I usually just ignore it. Tonight, however, it caught me in a fit of pique. 😅

[cyde @_cyde]

@TuscaloosaTD Since I'm probably on the verge of getting myself banned...

[cyde @_cyde]

I'm dead.

[wint @dril]

im not wishning you freaks a happy new year. you will all fuck up my 2019, like you have with all the other years. youre dopes

[Tua. T 🇦🇸 @Tua]

😁

[cyde @_cyde]

@TbirdTr3y_10 I almost had to go find a mason jar on that last Trayveon Williams run. 🤩

[Joe Moore Award @JoeMooreAward]

RELEASE—The University of Oklahoma has been named as the 2018 Joe Moore Award Winner. Congratulations to the best offensive line in the country.
https://t.co/Y8U0mRT0xC

[wint @dril]

"breaking in" my new pair of jeans by tossing it onto the freeway and letting cars run over it while i observe it through a scope

[wint @dril]

buying an assortment of soaps and ointments to make my ass hole less stupid