dags

traveler. gin lover. will laugh at my own jokes.

[dags @_dagnyyo]

As an extremely single person, I have no business singing Helpless and Satisfied from @HamiltonMusical with such zest😂

[Raven Talks About It✨️ @ItsRavenTalking]

“donna kelce has decided on triple french doors to the master bedroom”

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

There are no 2 temperatures further apart than 55° in March and 55° in September

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

The clear winner of the first half: Patrick Mahomes.

Y'all wanted someone other than the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. You reap what you sow.

[Logan @SconnieColt]

Josh Allen needs a fresh start in Indianapolis

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[dags @_dagnyyo]

Nov. 10, which means I’m on the Edmund Fitzgerald side of tik tok ofc🚤 #iykyk

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

FORGET EVERYTHING TAYLOR IS ENGAGED

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

texting my group chats that Taylor and Travis are engaged

[Kimbrrlee 🐞 @Kimbrrleeee]

Me showing up to work today.

[dags @_dagnyyo]

I need TS12 to include whatever crack @taylorswift13 used to create False God 🩵 🩷 ❤️‍🔥

[marg ⸆⸉ @BetttysCardigan]

the new heights media team at 10 PM on a monday

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Taylor's about to do a f*cking podcast!

NEW EPISODE WEDS 7PM ET

[Cassie ❤️‍🔥 @yvrswiftie]

All of us swifties rn:

[dags @_dagnyyo]

The takeaway from each season of @netflix Quarterback is that Kirk Cousins is a national treasure and he must be protected at all costs. #KohlsCashKing

[ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal]

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Happy 4th of July everyone!!
Enjoy it!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Josh Bennett @JishSwish]

Found on the cart before the round today. May start keeping score like this going forward