clem fandango

live, laugh, loathe | he/him 🏳️‍🌈 | @LFC 🔴

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

going back to a fringe for 2024 I think

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

Forgot twitter existed and started posting too much on linkedin

I'm getting old

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

Subscriptions are getting out of hand

Why is there a WhatsApp+

[The Scarf Bergara Wore Podcast @CountyPodcast]

😂😂

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

Gilberto Mora is unreal man. Pay that £20m release clause. He walks right into our midfield. Play him from the off, Pedri vibes.

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

First the kick off was 1am. Then it was 7pm. Then it was 1am. Now it is 2am. It may change again shortly.

Who’s organising this World Cup? Avanti West Coast?

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

Get Müller Rice off corners, don't care if he's good at arsenal

[Evans @michaelevansuk]

Best World Cup ever. Storm delayed games, hydration breaks, fans refused visas, Iranians treated like vermin, referees refused entry, cops kicking off over players taking pictures with kids, Infantino crying it in for Argentina and now a pedo bending the rules. Good job👍

[Max Titzenblüd 🔞 @AArdent666]

Listen, I don't care if you're straight. I have lots of straight friends, I just wish they'd stop pushing their agenda so brazenly in front of the kids. How do you even explain this to them? You don't wear two different types of shoes, do you? No!

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

What are people's issue with this?? I'm not super hyped for this film bc it looks like GOTG lite, but this gave me good vibes

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First clip from ‘SUPERGIRL’, starring Milly Alcock and David Corenswet.

(Source: @ComicBook)

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately

115 financial charges - PL will get back to you on that in a few years

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

Something needs to be done about the trains around Manchester. Every fucking time they're delayed by at least 10 mins and then offer 50p back as a refund

[doomer @uncledoomer]

firing this like a broadside cannon into the retard next to me who wont let me merge

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

Couple possibilities here

- he had a butt load of plastic surgery

- he completely lost his mind

- he completely lost his mind and also had a butt load of plastic surgery

- he’s doing a bit and messing with people

- he’s had a butt load of plastic surgery, lost his mind, and is doing a bit to mess with people

- this is not Jim Carrey, but a clone, because the real Jim Carrey had too much plastic surgery, lost his mind, and was doing too many bits

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

Does anyone have a ASOS discount code I could use pretty pls

[Hernandy D. Uzumaki @hernandy_s]

Pls come back with superpowers Pls come back with superpowers Pls come back with superpowers

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Did you know, in Iceland, it's illegal to have sex on Christmas Eve and you will be arrested if caught?

Not sure about Tesco or ASDA, but please ask before trying.

[clem fandango @_dam_dam]

Wolf Alice day baybe

[Caroline EVICTED Updates @CarolineMonk]

Thank you Monkey, for everything. #BBUK