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[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Bolu Ayo Zion AJ Morayo ❤️🦅

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Love life! Love God ❤️🦅

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

Moral of the story?
In this country, being innocent won’t always save you.
Your best defense is proof, prayers, and power.
I only had two out of three.

If you ever receive strange money in your account, don’t just celebrate or ignore it.
Screenshot.
Report it.
But lawyer up first.
Because in Nigeria?
The system isn’t built to protect honest people.
🔁 RT to save a life
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[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

Wanna hear the crazy part?
The guy who actually stole the money was arrested…
And released three days later.
Word is, his brother is a senator.

I lost 4 freelance jobs.
Missed rent.
And until today, my neighbors still whisper:
“That’s the guy that almost went to jail for money laundering.”
Even though I was innocent from day one.

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

Turns out the man in the CCTV is part of a network that uses random innocent accounts to launder money.
My account had been dormant for a year before I reactivated it last week. They found it through a compromised banking agent.

I was eventually cleared.
But not before they froze all my other bank accounts for two weeks, seized my laptop, and made me report daily like I was a criminal. All because I did the “right thing.”

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

There was a video of a man entering a bank 
Using MY account number to make a deposit.
I had never seen him before in my life. But the way he filled my details on the teller…
Like he knew me.

They interrogated me for 6 hours.
No food.
No call.
No lawyer.
One of them said:
“Look, if you’re lying, you’ll spend your life in Kuje prison.”
That’s when it hit me:
Somebody set me up.

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

Two days later, two men showed up outside my gate.
They weren’t wearing uniforms.
One had tribal marks. The other had a thick Igbo accent.
“Are you Ibrahim?”
“Come with us.”
I asked who they were.
One just flashed a card: "CID - Special Fraud Unit."

They took me to a dingy office in Wuse. No proper chairs.
Just heat, files, and stares.
They said the money was linked to a land scam in Apo. That someone used my account as a mule. I laughed. I thought it was a joke.
Until they showed me the CCTV.

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

I waited 2 hours.
Still no call. I asked a friend who’s a banker. He said: “Guy, e fit be wrong transfer. Just report it before they involve EFCC.” Reluctantly, I called my bank.

They told me to come to the branch. I went the next morning, met with the branch manager, and explained everything.
They froze my account immediately. “We’ll investigate,” they said. Cool. I thought I did the right thing. I was wrong.

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

It was a rainy Thursday afternoon in Abuja. NEPA had taken light.
I was lying down, pressing phone with low battery, when I got an alert: ₦7,200,000
Description: “Lands/Final Payment.” I blinked twice. Thought it was a scam.

I checked my mobile app.
The money was real.
No call.
No email.
No explanation.
Just 7.2 million chilling in my account like it paid rent.

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

gave my friend ₦1.2M to help his dying mother.
He used it to buy an iPhone and fake his visa application. 🧵🪡

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

I thought I was exposing corruption in the local government. I didn’t know I was exposing my own blood.🧵🪡

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

Someone transferred ₦7.2 million to my account by mistake. I reported it. I wish I didn’t. Because that single act of “doing the right thing” almost cost me my life. 🧵🪡

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

The last straw was when my friend Bayo sent me a DM on IG asking:
“Guy why did you air me in traffic? I waved from my car.”
I wasn’t in traffic.
I was home all day.

I asked him to describe who he saw.
He said the guy looked exactly like me, even wore the same blue durag I posted last week.
Only difference?
“He didn’t wave back. He just stared at me like he didn’t know me.”

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

I borrowed a stranger's phone to call my line after mine got stolen.
The moment I dialed, my own voice picked up and said: “You’re not supposed to be here yet.”
Then the line cut. 🧵🪡

[Chavey 𝕏 @_Chavey]

One of the best writer around ✍🏽

[Officialdaniel_max 🐐 @_danielmax]

@wizkidayo God bless you❤️ thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Officialdaniel_max 🐐 @_danielmax]

Big wiz is the greatest!! Are we sure his human

[Officialdaniel_max 🐐 @_danielmax]

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