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[dani @_danismith]

Selling 1 x field day ticket, hmu

[dani @_danismith]

Selling 1 x re-textured ticket for printworks tonight 😔❤️‍🔥

[dani @_danismith]

Selling a Jamie xx warehouse project / whp ticket for cheaper than face value

[dani @_danismith]

@lostvillagefest my E-ticket still isn’t in my inbox/junk and I’ve had no response to my email enquiry, will I be let in with my booking confirmation?

[dani @_danismith]

vaping is like going vegan but for smokers

[seagull @evecoxxx]

Asked my brother how he’s feeling after his laser eye surgery and first thing he says is that I’m ugly in HD🙃

[dani @_danismith]

not in the mood to do a degree anymore

[dani @_danismith]

@_liamkkkk_ HI THIS IS LIAM

[dani @_danismith]

kinks include calling @_liamkkkk_ knowing he won’t pick up just so i can listen to his pre-pubescent voice mail

[dani @_danismith]

i appreciate philosophy memes on love island

[dani @_danismith]

i’m gonna have to call up the estate agents to have a wank

[dani @_danismith]

WHY HAS MY LANDLORD BLOCKED PORNHUB ON THE WIFI

[dani @_danismith]

the security guy at my halls just told me i need to work more often cos otherwise i’m ‘OVERLY overly intoxicated’ .. was unaware i’d seen him since before christmas but so fair

[dani @_danismith]

why do certain things make u actually wanna shit yourself ? coke ? coffee ? cigs ? what’s the link ???

[dani @_danismith]

@emiliia__ @skyblacher @megrrenshaw @lucia_ortizrudd @livmaddocks_ @lucychristina_ deceased hahahah

[Meg Renshaw @megrrenshaw]

i was today years old when i found out felix had an acting career. you’re not mancunian if you don’t know this man.

[Paul Toner @pltnr]

Got a room going in our house in Clapton starting end of July, year long tenancy, £700 a month, 30 second walk from Clapton station with buses also going to Finsbury, hackney central and dalston - needs to be a student x

[Lydia @lydiarigbyx]

If you go the toilet on ye break rather than on company time you’re a Tory

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

If anyone could turn David Attenborough gay, it would be Darwin