rihanna's forehead

pitt & ucl alum | he/him

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

It definitely comes off like she’s bitter that she was never cast on dragula but I’m laughing at the reason being because she’s corny. Like 90% of dragula monsters are corny 😭

[hayden ¨̮ @hydn_ngn]

You just know she auditioned for Dragula every year and never made it cause she’s corny asf

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

Recently had a woman sitting next to me watching my movie and laughing along like damn do you wanna share headphones or something 😭

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

This feels like the gay boy equivalent of women that say they like having guy friends because other women are too much drama

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i feel bad for gay boys without straight friends because it’s deadass fun as fuck to play gay with somebody who won’t try to suck your dick about it later

[𝕶𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖔𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝕰𝖞𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @thejunebugfreak]

Marsha P. Johnson with a Snoopy doll in 1987

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[D🦇 @bluepantheress]

and gay boys love their lesbians

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

Is Elon paying Europeans to tweet constantly about benign shit that Americans do like what is the reason

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

Whatever man

[Oliver 🫒❤️‍🔥🌾 @Pyrrrhos]

The Americanism “can I do” before placing an order for something is evil on the ears. It’s horrible.

[ryland grace 🇲🇽 @NJDEATHWISH]

im not from america im from new jersey

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

@solrocknroll I mean I’d nibble why lie

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

This feels like a consequence of the “I’m just a 23 year old teenager” thing, which I’ve always found so annoying 😭

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

Sorry

[jr @ageoldclassic]

married at 27 is so unchic

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

The little smile after "For what," relishing the opportunity to seem cold-blooded, and from someone who pretends to be a pious Catholic toward a man whose death was mourned by the Catholic Church. Vance is an awkward dork who just decided to don the mask of the King of the Online Right. Before that, he was Thoughtful Christian Populist. Before that, he was a "Trump is literally Hitler" guy. What Vance really is at heart is a hollow shell of a man who defends the murderers of American citizens more vigorously than he has ever defended his own family from the bigots he's trying to court for 2028. There has never been such a pathetic figure in public life.

[Juno🌸 @ThatCatJuno]

The phrase "evil twink" implies there are morally good twinks, and I fear this is a dangerous misconception

[carter @shhoyoh]

gay people just loveee to put a random photo at the end of an instagram dump and i adore them for it

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

Calvin wasn’t even Coolidge’s first name it was John…………..

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Good News: The HHS has updated Rachel Levine’s official portrait at the department to include his real biological name which is Richard

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

I was engaged for 5 years and now we’re married who cares lol

[Katy @KatyKatt77]

2 years engaged? Who’s gonna tell her?😬

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

Anyway look at my snoopy shelf :)

[el 𓃱 @_like_an_angel]

this is gonna make me sound like the biggest hater ever but i hate when people have trinkets of their interests, grown ass adult with a snoopy mug or some shit, i also hate vinyl and plushies, i hate movie posters used as decor, i hate things based on things that serve no purpose

[rihanna's forehead @_danmarino]

Thought this was Jack Schlossberg

[Zion @POPSANCTUM]

what the actual fuck is this