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[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Epstein files isn't political. It's human.

It’s not left VS right. It’s humans VS monsters.

Your inability to separate the two is equally problematic.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

The mainstream media is ignoring the biggest news story of the century.
That is a major tell.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Paying taxes in 2026 is wild because why am I giving half my income to lizards who like kids

[manny @mannyfidel]

what does it say about us that the news of a conservative political activist getting assassinated may need to compete for coverage with yet another school shooting

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk has reportedly passed away at the age of 31, per Just The News.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

[danni @_dannnid]

Gtfo of here with this bullshit. All politics aside this is a human being fighting for his life and they’re already creating narratives

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WTF?! MSNBC suggests the man who shot Charlie Kirk was "a supporter shooting their gun off in celebration."

These people are truly heartless.

[danni @_dannnid]

So happy to say snack wraps are so fucking back

[danni @_dannnid]

firm believer that you shouldn’t speak on things you’ve never personally experienced, have a nice day! 🤗

[danni @_dannnid]

ZB on shuffle all day, happy bday ole son 🥳

[danni @_dannnid]

I can’t believe kid nation was real lmao

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

RIP legend and thank you for traumatizing me as a kid

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Abuse
Miscarriage
Pregnancy
Losing a parent
Starting from scratch
Depression
Being cheated on

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

This makes me insanely happy