Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain. NAGATO 🦊🧡
my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience
socialism? we’ve tried it. always fails
*i cough into my elbow*
you know what life would be like? poverty, sickness, chaos
*a can of tear gas smashes the window*
now capitalism, that works
*i draw my pistol to duel an elderly man for the last roll of toilet paper*