Darth Titi🕸us.

im here to be choked behind a dive bar, not put up on a pedestal. 🩶 sarcastic af. spoopy year round. survivor. chiefs kingdom. dick witch. bubble bitch.

[Darth Titi🕸us. @_darthzombie]

Oh! I didn’t post the article here yet.
But Jesse wrote a super rad article about me/Zombie Photography for the AV Press and I just feel over the moon about it.

https://t.co/8oEjlPZ23M

[Stephen @dcsteve5]

That South Park season premiere (or series finale)

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nickelback said it best.

[Darth Titi🕸us. @_darthzombie]

I truly just don’t understand why I’ve never been enough for the people I love.

[Darth Titi🕸us. @_darthzombie]

@openmicpunkrock I’ve been out of the gym for almost a month because of my bronchitis and I’m so afraid to go back because it’s not gonna be fun.

[Darth Titi🕸us. @_darthzombie]

@RaisingGus The bronchitis that’s going around right now is no joke. I got diagnosed with croup that then turned into a really bad bacterial bronchitis (I also have the immune system of a child)

[Darth Titi🕸us. @_darthzombie]

@SassySledgehmmr I need to swoon at this on the big screen!

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

I also apologize. That is why i dont try to spike the ball. 😂

[lauren ❤️‍🔥🏒 @folklaurenx]

Me every time I see a new executive order has been signed

[Darth Titi🕸us. @_darthzombie]

Oh, top 1%? That’s wild. But I do enjoy seeing all those @AndrewMayne books!

[☄️ @subrbnlegnds]

LONG LIVE X NEW YEAR'S DAY X THE MANUSCRIPT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HOW SHE ENDED THE ERAS TOUR I'M SOBBING "IT WAS THE END OF AN ERA" 😭😭 I CAN'T TAKE THIS

[kenna⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @tscrazierr]

did she say "i had to go to the hospital" 😭😭😭

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

How to deal with your MAGA family this Thanksgiving:

Offer to lead the family in prayer.
Open the Bible and read Leviticus 19:33-34
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”

[Darth Titi🕸us. @_darthzombie]

Was that a @clppng song in A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder? Or am I just hearing things?

[Obi-Wan Mahomie @bnice19831]

The beauty

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

the memeiest game of all time