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i worked in fashion for 6 months

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me

[john 🥛 @johntrified]

If a senior engineer is handsome you just know that boy is VERY autistic

[Williamsburg Wrangler @WillyBWrangler]

Did Marx ever consider that women be shopping

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@luisomor

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@luisomor heres the 2nd guy and his girlfriend

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LMFAO

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

@CaptchaChris You grab the wrist and twist!!! They even teach you how to do this in free self defense classes, that’s how prevalent this training is! Also cops wear BODY ARMOR

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@jay_sylda lol ya compared to when johnny brackins lines up next to kendrick smallwood in the hurdles

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@trash_panda97 @RefrmDemocracy “reactionaries”

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@tonyprofits @bigmarcusbbq https://t.co/P5Eb6WwI2F

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@GrecoRomanHomes @NotRayDonovan @NerdeenKiswani example: quality of italian food on long island vs. little italy

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@BurgerHald @DougGPilotNews the UNC guys were in college and didn’t even know how to read

[Freedom and Faith @ChristFreedMe]

@PhrygianWeaver “How was your team able to overcome the adversity, both on and off the field, as you prepared for and executed your game plan on both sides of the ball, for the season as a whole, but especially tonight, and especially in that 4th quarter?”

“We got some dawgs out here”

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

why tf do i have such a good feeling about 2026

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@Clarus_Polaris @mskmalibu yes

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@Terrapins247 💀

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Not sure

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

I think if you door dash steak tartare the entire app store should close to you. Like an ancient tomb sealing itself forever at the wrong password. You are not prepared for the mysteries of technology.

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cvs to pick up adderall, starbucks for a $7 coffee, then mcdonalds for some fries

i love america so much 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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really excited to "ssh into prod" on thanksgiving

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if u show up too early to open office seating, the strangest and smelliest ppl might decide to sit next to u