absinthe | RIP destinys blade

different person every month

[absinthe | RIP destinys blade @_deadberry]

dude why did the priest today bring up trump getting shot and say that we need to be "faithmaxxing in a time like this"

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

nobody tells you when you become a lesbian that every time you have sex it has to last for a minimum of one and a half hours

[g @_gdaymate]

Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel

[petra @vampetrifed]

#byler

[Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami @lesguro]

"Do you have a penis or a vagina" I don't know. I've never looked down there and I'm scared to

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

It probably feels good as fuck to have a Ford super duty pickup truck and a new build house in the suburbs and a costco membership and to have literally nothing to live for

[Dani @ddaaannnniiii]

Still getting used to remembering my ring every morning. Fiancé handles it well. 😭

[marble / tommy 🧭 comms open !! @marblebagsys]

🎄🎄 noelle holiday <3 #UTDR #deltarune

[That Blonde Girl @TBGyall]

Someone needs to run a political ad saying no child has ever had gender reassignment surgery at school and if you believe that you are too stupid to vote.

[cece @daarushiii]

When ur already having a bad day and open insta to see someone mogging the fuck out of u, ur friends are out without u, ur situationship is at a party and ur team decides to play like they’ve never touched a football in their lives

[✹-Muds-✹MayorOfRiptide @Aninmudsman]

OKAY IS THE ENTIRE COUNCIL COMING TO MY HOUSE- TURN BACK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE I DIDNT MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

[🩵 horse microfiction ↯🩵 @smthngvelveteen]

I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being 20something dallon weekes at the gas station from the brobecks documentary for halloween

[yuu 🍓 CF23 O51-52 @yyuuraii]

FYM PEOPLE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT C!SAM AND C!PONK TOXIC YAOI STOPPPPPPP

[ChiVy SilVio is stuck in a Darkness named 'Exams' @ChivySilvio]

I LOVE the trope where a character who's secretly suicidal/mentally unwell is in a situation where the people they're close to finds out about it. There should be a tag for this specific situation.

[wandrabbitmagic @wandrabbitmagic]

“Could go to hell, but we’ll probly be fine” is one of those Chappell Roan lyrics that deeply resonated with me. It seems fun and catchy, but also it will tug at the heartstrings of every queer person who grew up with a religious upbringing. She really is one in a generation…

[Pochi ⛓️🪚🧡 @P0chitaLuvr69]

strap from a midwestern girl and she goes "ope" when it slips out

[☆ @slimeano]

Phat phuc

[𖧧 Florette @floretsqueaker]

Schlatt straight up ghosting quackity after he sent him shirtless picks 😭😭