Teebo's Eulogy

--I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal--

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I try not to tweet political opinions, but as it’s my birthday allow me just one. The Tories do want to sell off the NHS. Not in one go, just bit by bit until it’s unrecognisable. You’ll turn up one day and there will be a priority waiting room. They’ve always been open about it.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

This man wants to privatise our NHS.

How on earth does he have 1.4 million followers?

We only have 457k :(

Please follow and RT to help put things right. https://t.co/CtmjTinAo3

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

And as the BBC start hosting Farage at any given opportunity, amazingly he starts climbing in the polls. I wonder if there's a correlation between advertising and demand?

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

I've just woken up in a universe where they are making a live action #SonicMovie and I'm not sure whether i want to stay or not...

[U.S. National Science Foundation @NSF]

You're looking at the first ever image of a black hole. It was captured by the #NSFFunded @ehtelescope project. #ehtblackhole #RealBlackHole https://t.co/6dglvqrvOs

[MIT CSAIL @MIT_CSAIL]

Here's the moment when the first black hole image was processed, from the eyes of researcher Katie Bouman. #EHTBlackHole #BlackHoleDay #BlackHole (v/@dfbarajas)

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

WTO isn't an option. It's the thing you use when you have no option. When you're dealing with a country that's too disorganised to have trade deals. Like this one. #bbcqt

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

The EU have only been leading the way in the Brexit negotiations because none of the people we have charged with governing the process have a fucking clue to share between them #bbcqt

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

Let's take the opportunity to pay more for goods while losing the right to live abroad! And don't forget the opportunity to destroy the human rights act. awesome #bbcqt

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

If a state of national emergency is called does that not mean that elections are put on hold?

[António Costa @eucopresident]

I've been wondering what that special place in hell looks like, for those who promoted #Brexit, without even a sketch of a plan how to carry it out safely.

[Helen Barnard @Helen_Barnard]

Shout out to chilly journos looking for a new angle on the weather. Benefits & tax credits frozen for 3 years while heating bills rise. How are low income families coping? What are people doing without to keep warm? @jrf_uk work on the cost of living vs benefit freeze

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

Just catching up on the news. Here's what I've learned

EU government cares more about me than the UK government does and there's about to be a nuclear war

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

Can i vote for Gina Miller? #bbcqt

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

She's going back to negotiate with the EU. Who have already asked "why are you coming back?" #bbcqt

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

The UK Parliament has said what it doesn't want. Now is the time to find out what UK parliamentarians want. In the meantime, the rights of citizens must be safeguarded. #Brexit

[António Costa @eucopresident]

If a deal is impossible, and no one wants no deal, then who will finally have the courage to say what the only positive solution is?

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

I've added "stockpile tins of food" to my to-do list

https://t.co/4GnLUdxAho

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

The music in #sonicforces is ubër dramatic. Like it was made for a political thriller

[Teebo's Eulogy @_deadorbit_]

I'm a bit late to the party but i would also like to sue Fortnight for stealing my dance moves