Fionn Mitchell

The Consummate Irish Whiskey Fanboy. He/Him. Bisexual

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

@philipplume @fesshole When you was running 10 minutes late

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@ManyATrueNerd If she was an undercover LibDem with the goal obliterating the Tories at the ballot box, she wouldn’t have done a single thing differently. On a related note, Ireland has completely sold out of popcorn

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@NoRollsBarred_

https://t.co/pxP5aF3UEq

So I just found out there’s an extra long, extra boring version of monopoly. I think I speak for all of us when I say it’d make an excellent final game for @AdamTheBlampied ’s marathon punishment

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

There is something perfectly ridiculous about people professing outrage at the idea of other people *pulling rank* to walk past the coffin of an actual Queen. Just think about it for one nanosecond.

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@mrjamesob With all the education talk on your show lately I wonder if you’ve seen this short song? It’s from a few years back but the sentiments in it are probably still very relevant. This person believes in a sort of holistic education policy https://t.co/ht6T8A6bJW

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Wish scientists would just keep shit to themselves sometimes. "Oh uuuh I've discovered a fucked up little guy" OK? What's that got to do with me

[Tom Campbell @TomCampbell]

50,000 views on this!

Would be terrible if everybody’s Twitter got ruined/improved by this!

[Martin (Beanz) Warde @martinbeanz]

I was outside a hotel last night and there were 2 teenagers trying to get home. Mild mannered lads,the kind you would see spending their whole day playing PlayStation.They tried 3 taxis while I was there, offering money up front to get them home.

Taxi wouldn't drive to Finglas.

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@kiddbanditpro Alternate name “Sister Abi-gay”

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@TomCampbell I haven’t watched any Cultaholic in a little while and Pacitti is looking so 80s right now and I absolutely love it! He looks like he’s in an arcade while Human League is playing in the background. It’s fantastic

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

I’m over in Spain looking at novelty tiles through google translate so that I can experience a shitpost augmented reality

[Rory Hearne @RoryHearneGaffs]

Why are we not, in this emergency, setting up a State construction company that could ramp up the refurbishment of vacant and derelict homes and build affordable homes on a huge scale? We need such major initiatives immediately.
My Oped in @irishexaminer
https://t.co/3yDlW6EieS

[Epsilon Eagle @eagle_epsilon]

>Barges into the industry
>Drops two of the best games ever
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@EduResearchIre @criodanomurchu “I see you eat food and travel to work and wear clothes. People who do those things have zero right to want rent to be lower” - Some idiot

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@TomCampbell At my best I remind myself that we all feel like that. If I’m an imposter so is everyone else.

When I’m less confident I just choose to believe I’m getting one over on all those suckers. They don’t even realise I’m a mess. They think I’m competent. Like dopes…😂

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@FCTwenteBenson The story of a man who started at the top, risked nothing, and managed to end up on top. A true overdog story

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@kiddbanditpro @stepstoolsarahx Gotta drink that gender fluid

[Fionn Mitchell @_dedloq_]

@IronPineapple_ Don’t see how anyone could mind this. Upside is people who didn’t know get to do the tutorial now. Downside is…you gotta press the close button once?

[Hearthrob Rob 😍 @RobbyRav]

She got sunglasses on indoors bro, she gone

[fantishow.bsky.social @Fantishow]

Orson Welles reviews Baja Blast