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previously like a candy bar. half sweet, half nuts. oral and maxillofacial surgeon. now, like a marzipan, full of mush, only nuts.

[muffin @_deedums]

At that point in my life where I carry a book to read like I carry my water bottle to drink water. Both come back home unopened.

[muffin @_deedums]

@_Tripad

[IChooseViolence @ourhermitage]

Imagine expecting Halle Berry, the first Black Actress to earn $20m for a movie, The #1 most desirable woman in the world for decades, the first black woman to win an Oscar, to stay home to cook and clean. Men and audacity.

[mar-vell || evan buckley kin @lifeofbuck]

pedro pascal is physically affectionate with the women around him without sexualising it and most men just can't comprehend that because THEY sexualise every interaction they have with any woman

[✎𝒜 πundhati🌵🍉🇵🇸 @Polytikles]

Keeping us busy in useless discussions like Vice President's Resignation,

Govt has brought Data Protection Law under which any Journalist must take Permission before exposing any Corrupt Politician, Officer, Contractors otherwise they will fined upto 500 Crores.

[The Woke Salaryman @wokesalaryman]

The year my son got cancer.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A PRO BONO PIECE WRITTEN IN COLLABORATION WITH THE CHILDREN'S CANCER FOUNDATION.

[muffin @_deedums]

Not even @VancityReynolds himself can convince me that @blakelively is a good actor. #ItEndsWithUs

[muffin @_deedums]

I’d do anything for a big bag of takis right now.

[muffin @_deedums]

@SMahashur Sure

[muffin @_deedums]

Hi #Pune peeps! I’d appreciate Gynaecologist recommendations in the city who are not condescending, a torchbearer for patriarchy, archaic beliefs and a part time Ayurvedic/homeopathic practitioners and most of all compassionate. Trust me, being a doctor also never helps.

[muffin @_deedums]

@MeeMeera @karishmau Thanks a lot. I’ll check her out. ☺️

[muffin @_deedums]

@Joydas Deepest condolences. May you find strength and peace in this difficult time.

[muffin @_deedums]

Everything I know about the great Indian wedding has been against my will.

[Harmony Holiday @Harmony_Holiday]

I've been saying this for years. The more often someone flaunts having a therapist the more I think of theirs as an enabler on payroll.

[muffin @_deedums]

@greedybull Oh totally so annoyingly not relatable

[Abhishek Deshpande | WordCamp Asia 2026 @Fitehal]

Introduction to Prometheus & metric-based monitoring!

- Use Prometheus for real-time metrics & alerts.
- Integrate Prometheus with Grafana for insightful visualizations.

#PHPCAMP @_tripad @phpcampers

[muffin @_deedums]

I’m in hawww of myself, everyday.

[muffin @_deedums]

@panku_ @iamsrk Pretty evident in the recent movies, also the Myntra ad.

[muffin @_deedums]

I’m overtly concerned about @iamsrk’s lack of lower eyelid lashes.