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100 BELLS!

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Thinking these for a silly christmas skirt with bells.

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Just read about every royal dynasty of england and britain and there has not been an english/ monarch since 1714, as in they have all been german since then.

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I think we need another british pretender to the throne. Nothing brings people together like a dynastic struggle.

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How do I read my little books without getting sleepy?

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I wish my store had a balcony so I could chill on it during nice days.

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Gonna start curtseying when I meet new people just to solidify the weirdness of me wearing 16th century clothes daily

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I thought the point of girls now wearing those generic white sneakers was to not end the night holding your shoes, so why is this girl in just her socks on the kfc floor?

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@fakeeurotrash22 I will let my manager know, but message her too perhaps, we might be needing people soon.

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Anyone want a job in a sex shop? (serious)

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Apparently >4 martininis in 5 hours is a lot.

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I have not seen Heartbreak High but some of the cast think my outfit is nice.

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Thought I would give the House of thr Dragon a go and I am confronted with yet another flippant story of gay death and torment.

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I am going to make a giant Christmas skirt, should I add bells?

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Is it possible to get transition lenses that turn burgundy in the sun but also have faceted edges? And where?

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Might start calling my 6'3 boyfriend 5'10

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I tried to visit my sick boyfriend and ended up chatting with his auntie for three hours.

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So apparently people know who I am around where I live because of my clothes.

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Sir you do not need 3 different sets of cock rings before 10 in the morning. Please leave my shop so I can open properly.

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The ribbon on my stays broke this morning and then a ribbon on my shoe did the same, I do not want to do this but I might have to switch to corded laces instead of ribbons.