it’s fine

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1989 Japanese energy drink commercial is the kind of gloriously bizarre celebrity advertising that could only have come from the late ’80s.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

Defensive meat eaters are significantly more annoying than vegans now. No contest

[it’s fine @drbrby]

Is that a Shane Gillis character?

[Karl Stefanovic @karlstefanovic]

What if everything we know about human history is wrong?

Ancient history expert Ben van Kerkwyk says there's growing evidence civilisation is far older – and far more advanced – than we've been taught.

Full episode with Ben now live. Tune in at the link in our bio.

[senator penny wrong @tomorrowsashes]

symbolism's a bit heavy handed

[shea @sheanorling]

what should happen:
- studios promote young new directors
- smaller budgets
- less CGI, AI
- real movies produced with care, made by real people

what will happen:
- inde navarette funko pop
- OBSESSION cinematic universe

[Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer @MichaelBSeltzer]

@thamosdeaf

[it’s fine @drbrby]

How the hell do you make Joe Rogan sound like the sensible voice in the room

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

New: Joe Rogan gets in serious debate with Harland Williams over why the US should not be at war with Iran:

ROGAN: “I don’t like this Iran war thing.”

WILLIAMS: “You don’t like the idea of preventing Iran from having a nuclear weapon? That’s a pretty good concept.”

ROGAN: “I don’t want Afghanistan 2.0 where we end up being stuck there for 20 years and milk American taxpayers in the process.”

WILLIAMS: “We’re preventing a rebel country from getting a bomb that can destroy parts of our planet. I think it’s worth it.”

ROGAN: “In theory yes, but the truth is Iran was not close or even capable of having a nuclear weapon.”

WILLIAMS: “They were pursuing it though.”

ROGAN: “This is Israel’s war. I get why they want this conflict, but I don’t know if it’s a good thing for America.”

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The people at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me, at a dinner. https://t.co/Adc6TAmBe0

[it’s fine @drbrby]

One noticeable benefit of privatising space exploration is a big uptick in rocket explosion videos.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

well yeah that's the universal human need to go "cows!" when you drive by

[Edgar Allen Poe 🇬🇲 @allenakinkunle]

📌

[MR. MITCH @1800ghostman]

Every young man should be forced to watch this inspirational monologue in school

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

I'd love to post something like this

[it’s fine @drbrby]

@quiet_homeboy only meds i had that were good for friends was penteprazole (somac). absolute miracle for heartburn, etc

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Interrogator: You can end this right now. Just read the articles you’ve got open in your browser.

Me: I’m busy right now.

Interrogator: Then close the tabs. They’re like six months old!

Me: Fuck you.

Interrogator: [shakes head] Cut off another finger.

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Average Woke 2 classroom. We're back.

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

fucking lol going to weaponize this image against pop punk forever

[Boeckner @d_boeckner]

That’s Correct and Actually You’re Right to Think It Episode 3: They ARE All Talking About You Behind Your Back and Here Are Some Steps You Can Take to Make Sure They NEVER Do It Again