Delphine

wat een gezeik weer

[Delphine @_delluykx_]

Kijk als gij meer dan 5x de liefde van uw leven tegenkomt op een jaar, dan hebt ge NUL persoonlijkheid. I don’t make up the rules 🥱

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Men should be less insecure about their height and more ashamed about their emotional intelligence

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

🆘

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[imane @ImaneBoudadi]

Weet ge nog, toen cinematickets 6 euro kostten lol

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

new kind of petting zoo just dropped

[Davey Nabes @DavidYoNeighbor]

Me when someone finishes explaining the rules of a board game

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Me randomly deciding to leave the club without telling anyone https://t.co/Epd3tjKlut

[toxic king @toxicking]

Dudes want my girl until she got a attitude, yeah bro gimme my angry bird back

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[bae. @_iamkitana]

Them: you can’t handle this d…

Me:

[Lisanne @PLOTUS46]

Je merkt vaak aan mensen dat ze enig kind zijn omdat ze dingen vertellen waarop er door een broer/zus had moeten worden gezegd: ‘oké en wie boeit dit precies?’

[jazele @mojopinz]

Babe can u go on the male birth control pill I hate how condoms feel :-/

[jfeen 🖤🇵🇸 @sailorchoon]

why does talking in a voice note for 2 mins feel like 30 seconds but listening to a 2 min voice note feels like an hour long podcast that you need to sit down and drink a cup of tea with to listen to and concentrate during the entire thing

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.

[Thomas Smolders @Ljosmyndun]

'We worden onderdrukt, leven in een politiestaat en zijn niet langer vrij.'