Devarsh Patel

I am a Mathematics major at Indian Institutes of Science Education and Research Pune with a background in Data Science.

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

Repo:
https://t.co/3gv4nGqoRY

Install:
npx skills add kzuri/business-bible-research

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

I kept spending hours manually researching companies.

Websites, reviews, case studies, competitors, pain points - just to build one useful sales/BD/founder dossier.

So I made an agent skill for it.

Give it a company website. It returns a sourced business bible.

Repo in reply.

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@amritwt gif is supported

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

gonna mute 47 now for ffs

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

gpt models loves to use —
And claude loves to use 47

thank me later

[hunter @hxxntrr]

applied to 200 jobs on linkedin and got rejected by every single one so i said fuck it and got $143k from banks at 0% apr instead

seriously

while hr managers were sending automated rejections i was getting automated approvals for $30k credit limits

the corporate rejection to ceo pipeline:

here's my situation:

college degree ✓
good gpa ✓
internships ✓
perfect resume ✓

applications sent: 200
interviews: 3
offers: 0
confidence: destroyed

living with parents at 26
watching friends get promoted
ex posting with her investment banker boyfriend
contemplating military

one night after rejection #200
from a $47k/year position
i snapped

found a reddit thread:
"banks give $100k to anyone with an llc"
"0% apr standard"
"easier than getting hired at wendys"

figured i had nothing left to lose

the fuck employment speedrun:

day 1: made llc for $75
day 2: got ein (free)
day 3: opened business checking

started applying to banks
instead of jobs

chase: approved $34k in 7 minutes
amex: approved $29k instantly
capital one: approved $21k same day
us bank: approved $24k that afternoon
discover: approved $19k by dinner
wells fargo: approved $16k before bed

$143,000 approved in one day
more than 3 years salary
at the jobs that rejected me
at 0% interest

the beautiful irony:

wells fargo rejected me for $52k teller job
wells fargo approved me for $16k credit line

chase rejected me for analyst position
chase gave me $34k business card

bank of america wouldn't interview me
bank of america begging me to borrow money

what i built with their money:

$50k - launched saas company
$30k - bought existing ecommerce store
$30k - crypto and trading capital
$33k - runway/emergency fund

month 1: $11k revenue
month 2: $28k revenue
month 3: $49k revenue
month 4: $71k revenue
month 5: $94k revenue
month 6: $134k revenue

annual run rate: $1.6m
from zero job offers
using bank money

the linkedin update:

posted revenue screenshot
"thankful for all the rejections"
97 recruiters in my dms
including the ones who rejected me

"we'd love to discuss opportunities"
"impressive growth trajectory"
"are you considering new roles?"

salary offers now: $150-250k
my monthly profit: $67k
why would i take a job?

here's what nobody understands:

banks have lending quotas
they must hit them
business lending counts double
they're desperate

meanwhile companies:
500 applicants per role
can be extremely picky
pay you pennies
own your time

banks: here's $143k at 0%
jobs: best i can do is $47k/year

the approval requirements:

personal credit score: 680+
business revenue: don't need it
business plan: they don't ask
income verification: nope
collateral: nothing

just fill out form
get $30k
repeat at 7 banks
retire

my friend with a google job
making $180k
saw my numbers

quit to do the same thing
got $127k approved
building his empire now

the companies that rejected me
now want to be clients
charging them 10x
what they wouldn't pay me

revenge tastes better
when funded by banks
at 0% apr

stop begging for jobs
start taking bank money
it's literally easier
and pays infinitely more

linkedin: 200 rejections
banks: 7 approvals
which system's broken?

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

one more
https://t.co/MPx7UkNzVA

[NIJ Ruvos @nahidulislam404]

99% of the AI agent tutorials on YouTube are garbage.

I’ve built 47 agents with n8n and Claude.

Here are the 3 prompts that actually work (and make agent-building simple).

Bonus: Follow+comment: "Agent: and I’ll DM you AI agent system prompt + full guide ↓
(Must be following)

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@marcus_lowe Didn't got anything yet man

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@peymaannotes how tf you got this account verified !?

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@seuros @99_tco @ryanseanbadger @DataFast_ @soeckly mind sharing the name of this seo newsletter?

caught my attention

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@cinemaG @riomadeit Go to https://t.co/GgDLpNKmmD instead

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@anything done 🤝🏻

Time to create awesome things

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@smdhoverandover @EngineerChiefCE @JoePostingg which tool is this?

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@sidi_jeddou_dev @d__raptis Try prompting it to do a bayer dithering on the image

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@thdxr @RhysSullivan Some of them use speculative decoding to generate the untouched part of files while the "main" model was responsible for generating the diff

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@rcwhiteley @mediaking @marclou cool stuff dude! idk why people are entering their strip api key justifying it's read-only.

HE CAN STILL ACCESS TO ALL YOUR CUSTOMER DATA!!!

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@rcwhiteley @mediaking @marclou how did you achieve that?

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

@awm_kimbi @tom_doerr Try Fumadocs

[Devarsh Patel @_devarsh_patel]

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