I kept spending hours manually researching companies.
Websites, reviews, case studies, competitors, pain points - just to build one useful sales/BD/founder dossier.
So I made an agent skill for it.
Give it a company website. It returns a sourced business bible.
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applied to 200 jobs on linkedin and got rejected by every single one so i said fuck it and got $143k from banks at 0% apr instead
seriously
while hr managers were sending automated rejections i was getting automated approvals for $30k credit limits
the corporate rejection to ceo pipeline:
here's my situation:
college degree ✓
good gpa ✓
internships ✓
perfect resume ✓
applications sent: 200
interviews: 3
offers: 0
confidence: destroyed
living with parents at 26
watching friends get promoted
ex posting with her investment banker boyfriend
contemplating military
one night after rejection #200
from a $47k/year position
i snapped
found a reddit thread:
"banks give $100k to anyone with an llc"
"0% apr standard"
"easier than getting hired at wendys"
figured i had nothing left to lose
the fuck employment speedrun:
day 1: made llc for $75
day 2: got ein (free)
day 3: opened business checking
started applying to banks
instead of jobs
chase: approved $34k in 7 minutes
amex: approved $29k instantly
capital one: approved $21k same day
us bank: approved $24k that afternoon
discover: approved $19k by dinner
wells fargo: approved $16k before bed
$143,000 approved in one day
more than 3 years salary
at the jobs that rejected me
at 0% interest
the beautiful irony:
wells fargo rejected me for $52k teller job
wells fargo approved me for $16k credit line
chase rejected me for analyst position
chase gave me $34k business card
bank of america wouldn't interview me
bank of america begging me to borrow money
what i built with their money:
$50k - launched saas company
$30k - bought existing ecommerce store
$30k - crypto and trading capital
$33k - runway/emergency fund
month 1: $11k revenue
month 2: $28k revenue
month 3: $49k revenue
month 4: $71k revenue
month 5: $94k revenue
month 6: $134k revenue
annual run rate: $1.6m
from zero job offers
using bank money
the linkedin update:
posted revenue screenshot
"thankful for all the rejections"
97 recruiters in my dms
including the ones who rejected me
"we'd love to discuss opportunities"
"impressive growth trajectory"
"are you considering new roles?"
salary offers now: $150-250k
my monthly profit: $67k
why would i take a job?
here's what nobody understands:
banks have lending quotas
they must hit them
business lending counts double
they're desperate
meanwhile companies:
500 applicants per role
can be extremely picky
pay you pennies
own your time
banks: here's $143k at 0%
jobs: best i can do is $47k/year
the approval requirements:
personal credit score: 680+
business revenue: don't need it
business plan: they don't ask
income verification: nope
collateral: nothing
just fill out form
get $30k
repeat at 7 banks
retire
my friend with a google job
making $180k
saw my numbers
quit to do the same thing
got $127k approved
building his empire now
the companies that rejected me
now want to be clients
charging them 10x
what they wouldn't pay me
revenge tastes better
when funded by banks
at 0% apr
stop begging for jobs
start taking bank money
it's literally easier
and pays infinitely more
linkedin: 200 rejections
banks: 7 approvals
which system's broken?
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@thdxr@RhysSullivan Some of them use speculative decoding to generate the untouched part of files while the "main" model was responsible for generating the diff
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HE CAN STILL ACCESS TO ALL YOUR CUSTOMER DATA!!!