Khi

26. no brain, only fluff. my hair isn't the only thing that's a mess ;) 🏳️‍🌈

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I hatė when jobs ask you to set “goals.” My only goal is to stay employed, pay my bills, and find fulfillment in the parts of my life that have absolutely nothing to do with my job.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Sometimes they run around as fast as possible and use your face as a jump off point to keep running as fast as possible

[char .ᐟ @fortunesfool4u]

someone on tiktok said "they know their plot armor is paper thin" 😭

[Wendy Fox Weber @tvjedi]

Heated Rivalry (2025)

[Tet @765Tet]

I don't remember needing religion to know why you morally shouldn't stick your dick in a heap of smelly, diseased roadkill.

[Esquire 🌺 @NovoRomantic]

I’m really an amateur at this capitalism thing ngl

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you’re stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you.

[dilara @kauljade]

okay so birth control has improved the quality of my life, i have less period related symptoms.

you are buying into right wing propaganda by calling BC poison

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

"How did animators do this?"

Well you see, there's this thing called money. You give it to a bunch of talented artists for a couple years so they can afford stuff like food, and in return, they will produce something called a "movie"

[Jaynez 🎮 @JaynezPlays]

Without physical games:

- Midnight launches are dead
- Collectors Editions lose half of their value
- You can’t share, trade, or sell your games
- You can’t buy used games
- If there’s a server outage, you’re shit out of luck
- YOU OWN NOTHING

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

This is the funniest part of the episode to me. The sheer AGONY in their voices KILLS me 😭

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THIS IS SOOO REAL LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i started dating this guy who's "really into birds." Thought that meant he had a bird feeder or whatever. Showed up to his place for the first time. This man has SEVEN parrots. Seven. They all talk. They all have opinions. One of them heckled me during dinner. Called me "the new one" in a British accent for some reason. My boyfriend thinks it's charming. I'm being bullied by a bird named Gerald. Tried to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend last night and Gerald kept interrupting with "IRRELEVANT" in that same British accent. The other birds think Gerald is hilarious. They're learning from him. I'm outnumbered. My boyfriend proposed last week. Gerald said "she'll say no." I said yes out of spite. Gerald has been sulking for three days.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

I HATE THIS PEDO LOVING NATION WITH MY WHOLE SOUL

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Nobody warns you that the hardest part of a stable job is feeling trapped by it. Because you're supposed to be grateful.

[annabelle ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ @annsvillie]

speak for urself bc my best friend and i quote this everytime we say by the way

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush...

[Pocket @islandthembo]

so the reason why its so hot outside is because the gates of hell are opening

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

I’ve seen more teenage girls in the news lately defending children from pedos than any other demographic. I think these girls are just finally fed the fuck up.