DirtyJokes

18+ only I tweet explict shit.

[Haedal🦦 @HaedalProtocol]

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[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Turtles bring new meaning to the phrase 'Dickhead'.

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Only 8% of dreams are about sex. Damn.

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

If you have a boy, you only have to worry about one dick. And if you have a girl, you have to worry about every dick in the world.

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Spooning leads to forking.🍴

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Push-up bras are like a bag of chips. When you open one, its half empty.

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Friendly reminder: your crush showers NAKED.

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Imagine if we lived in an alternate universe where we ate chicken sperm instead of eggs for breakfast.

[TED @ltsTedBro]

If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Who needs a gf/bf when you have porn?

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

Fuck 👯, get 💰.

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

🏃 Me on my way to fuck your bitch.

[DirtyJokes @_dirtytweets]

What do you call a female police officer? Cunt stubble.

[Haha Jokes @Haha_Jokes_]

I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

[Haha Jokes @Haha_Jokes_]

Anal intercourse is for assholes.

[Haha Jokes @Haha_Jokes_]

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

[Haha Jokes @Haha_Jokes_]

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

[Haha Jokes @Haha_Jokes_]

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

[Haha Jokes @Haha_Jokes_]

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.