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[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Trump: look at the pool, I fixed it. Everyone look at the pool, I did a great job. Obama never fixed the pool. I did. Look at the pool.

Media: the pool looks broken

Karoline: why are you guys talking about the pool, you’re deranged

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

3 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

No community note. It’s true

[lauren @njdlauren]

John Denver - a staunch progressive that actively fundraised his entire life for anti-war, poverty relief, and environmental protection - would hate guys like you lol

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Richard Jefferson @Rjeff24]

Bro we lost to Shaq and Kobe 3-peat

And Spurs with 9 hall of famers

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

ah Joe Rogan was just slightly off (he claimed over 150 million people watched the card)

[eiji (Timelost) @EziramzirP]

FUN FACT THAT EVERYONE PROBABLY KNOWS ABOUT.

Deep Stone Lullaby is meant to symbolise the birth of an Exo. A human going to sleep for the last time, and waking up in their new metallic shells for the first time.

EVEN THE MUSIC FUCKING HURTS

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

crazy that JD Vance and the entire Trump administration (and Biden administration) encouraged and approved completely ruining the lives of college students for saying the same thing. ah well, nevertheless

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Dolan really is the owner who most personifies MAGA in that you can give him everything he wants and he'll still be a miserable asshole about it. All he had to do for a PR victory lap was smile and be happy and he couldn't even do it.

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

So Asmongold viewers are really this dumb

[Skarrow9 @Skarrow9]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Looks like the same signature from the Epstein birthday card.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

That's cool hey dawg where were you 48 hours ago

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

Doesn’t seem like a good news story

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They have turned the Lincoln Memorial into white fucking trash

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

he's abandoned all his children but one, and either uses him as a human shield or completely ignores him whenever they're together. also he got into politics specifically to harm his transgender daughter. dad of the century here

[Ms. Mamas @drichfresh2def]

Mega rich people never having to spend their riches is something I will always be mad at 😭

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Nothing like an Oklahoman with no ties to New York City trying to tell the city what to think about its highly popular mayor.