Baby_Elephant

Own favourite bad habit❤

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

My mum just called oranges, "mangwachu". Wewe kijana mwepesi nisikushike 🫵

[erin @russconist]

when we said step up we meant on the podium lewis

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Met a guy yesterday who introduced himself as King. Turned out to be King’ori.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

You have swallowed so much DNA from different nationalities, you can be any national you want to be be. You deseve it.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Taking off a bra, to then put on an oversized T-shirt is a top tier feeling.

[kono_wena @Kono_Wena]

When you play that video of the fire on your tv does it make your house warmer?

[The prime K @Kevoh273]

Na ukienda kureport mtu police station usisahau kumalizia na" alisema ata nikimreport haogopi juu akona pesa mingi"

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni

"Rafiki yangu usioe..."

Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Hair date anyone?
You'll buy me a wig and i’ll pay for your haircut🥲🤲

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Maturity is realising sick leave is when you’re sick of work.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

7 large what? Goats, kilometers...jaza io kitabu

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Hata uniangalie vibaya tattoo haitajifuta we millennial!!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[slay @nemesis09066]

Pov: you get robbed in china and the police asks what he looked like 💔😭

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

One of my favorite things about myself is that I can take a hint. You don’t have to say much. I’ll notice whatever you’re implying and move accordingly. Save us both the embarrassment.

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Nauza gazeti ya standard

[Softboy @softboywin]

A will? I don't even have a way

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

Sasa sema bila kutoa bubbles is something crazy to tell a dictator president. We thank the promulgated 2010 constitution 👌🏾