Don Pickles

I'm Don Pickles.

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I miss the days when Al Borland was a significant figure in my life. #tooltime

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RIP @DonRickles A true titan, who will not be forgotten. #pickles4rickles

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Finally! I've been waiting all year for today #newbook #EarthDay #pageturner

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Why hello there @DonPickles360

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Cannot believe I forgot my selfie stick this morning. #NoSelfiesTillBrooklyn

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Hey everybody, Don Pickles here just checking in to wish you all a Happy National Ravioli Day! #RavioliDay #pickles

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Old men have big ears

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You all laughed at me when I bought a metal detector, but who's laughing now that I found some metal?

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Just spotted R.L. Stine riding the train... #realgoosebumps

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I use bing.

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Damn, who cut that cheese?

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Maroon 5 are dreamy

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You have two ears and one mouth for a reason #listentothepickle

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I use both feet when I drive! #twofeetforsafety

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Really though, is anything better than muffin top?

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A nice pickle always tastes best after a tom Brady victory

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Big games make me nervous

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Hey @DonRickles @pickle I'll bet you a nickel I know where to find the best pickle!

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Don Pickles is not impressed with #blizzardof2015 #amateurstuff

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Don Pickles is feeling great this morning #cheerios