Andrea

Professional nerd. Amateur adult.

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

@nbcsnl This was so uncomfortable to watch.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

This photo of JB Pritzker goes extremely hard

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

@nbcsnl what were you thinking with that grind skit?!?!? Super uncomfortable. Did a pedo write that?

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

@alancoxshow I guess she couldn’t handle her bath salts 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Finishing a season of Love Is Blind feels like finishing a McDonalds meal. Yes it felt good at the time, yes my belly is technically "full" but at what cost

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Cancel student debt. All of it.

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

#TheBatmanMovie was incredible. Hands down the best comic book movie ever made 🙏

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

Seeing the new #TheBatmanMovie movie tonight…I have such high hopes. Please DC, don’t let a girl down.

[Fat Head's Brewery @FatHeadsBeer]

Play our Big Game Block Game! Pick your beer in the replies by 4:30 pm – throw a like and share in too.

We'll post the updated board with numbers in the replies at 5pm. Those that picked the winning beer will receive some Fat Swag! One pick per person.

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

@FatHeadsBeer Bumbleberry for the win!

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

Singing songs of my teen angst years while stuck in traffic on my way to work. Seems about right

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

Worked a 10hr shift. Hanging on the couch while listening to Al Green and Ral laying on me is just what I needed.

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

Saw #jackassforever with Ral…there was a lot of peen

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

How do you not feel good about yourself while listening to @HERMusicx #FeelingMyself

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

What dissolves a body faster, lye or sulfuric acid? Asking for a friend (I’m going to murder).

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Abortion is a constitutional right, period. If men were the ones giving birth, I doubt that this would be in question. We must stand up and defend a woman’s right to control her own body. We must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo facts 👏🏼

[Andrea @_drea_x3]

Shoutout to my cousins for protecting #TheLand love ya guys https://t.co/dUKcSp79TR

[ClevelandFire @ClevelandFire]

BROTHERS IN BLUE! #CLE Firefighter Vince Russo welcomes brother Joe Russo of the @CLEpolice 138th Class to the #publicsafetyfamily

[Sam Witwer @SamWitwer]

Hey @TwitterSupport
How come I'm not allowed to threaten to punch someone on here, but this guy gets to threaten to nuke a nation?

Am I allowed to threaten to punch him?

Just straighten me out.
What are the new rules? https://t.co/nuitiFbpj8

[Tati Westbrook @TatiWestbrook]

Having one of those nights where you try to fall asleep & for some reason think of every embarrassing thing you've ever done in your life... 😭😂🤦🏻‍♀️