Daniel Sauceda

UT ‘23

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

Today feels very reminiscent of the day Kobe died. Two men whom I respected, appreciated, and admired, both taken from this world far too early. These men who each did so much for their industries had kind, loving souls and will be missed dearly. #WakandaForever #RestInPower

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

@Spotle_io possible error?

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

@MachtSchneller @Doc_Texas And schnell is the sound someone makes when they clear a bunch of phlegm from their throat

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

@NotoraEnt Any additional restocks?

[Arch Manning @ArchManning]

Committed to the University of Texas. #HookEm

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

I’m a slave to modern marketing

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Some people are sick. Just found this in my kid’s candy… disgusting 🤢

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

How AP rankings work:

Texas fell 21 spots because they got beat by unranked Arkansas.

Texas A&M fell only 8 spots because they got beat by Top 10 Arkansas.

#TheMoreYouKnow

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

@Clarissaa_z Is this just a way for you to tell everyone your birthday is coming up

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

If the University of Texas decided to commemorate every Conference Title won by the Longhorns by lighting the tower orange 1 night for every Title won throughout their history starting tonight, the tower would stay lit until Thursday January 19, 2023.

#ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

@tran_aleex Ayo my mom assuming you’re gay our whole childhood bc you act gay

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

@KarnivalJake Good point

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

I want to see @KarlUrban reacting to Schaeffer’s New Zealand style Deck Sealant https://t.co/4VATxUGqIc and wondering why it’s so funny

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Trump says he and the First Lady have tested positive for the coronavirus. @maggieNYT https://t.co/3aRml77dgW

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

It’s like that one video where the guy is partying on the rooftop pretending to be a DJ and the three dudes on the ground are just going HAM

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

I’d like to think Twitter is a good medium for me because while some people may spend hours attempting to craft the perfect tweet, I just say whatever numbskulled thing pops into my head and the audience seems to like it

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

If I used twitter more often, I’d like to think of myself as a Tweetist

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

Me when I’m deciding which T-shirt’s to take to my apartment:

[Daniel Sauceda @_dsauce_]

My biggest character flaw is expecting people to understand my obscure references and then not understanding the most obvious references