Drew Thomas

Cleverly disguised as an adult.

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@LeighRae22 Never know if your brother will forget the beer for another wedding

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That game feels like I followed Game of Thrones for 8 years only to watch the season 8 dumpster fire.

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@RParryyy "It appears the fire started on the couch"

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@LeighRae22 I've been paid off for over 2 years. And I'm halfway to the entire thing being forgiven for time spent in civil service

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@LeighRae22

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@LeighRae22 Good thing we weren't in any way dangerous as kids. We wouldn't leave a purse full of poop in a blind turn.

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Is there such a thing as a dog that doesn't bark at storms?

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@LeighRae22

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@Shananigans92

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Ok, who showed these refs my bracket?

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*looks at clock, 11:20*
*looks at giant window that makes one entire wall of my office*
Guess I failed this statewide tornado drill.

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@LeighRae22

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@LeighRae22 Remember when she wanted to delete the internet because of Facebook?

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@LeighRae22 Going to school like

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Speed skating suits make everyone look like characters from Bob's Burgers

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When I finally decide to take lunch in the office, random people come in like

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They grow up so fast

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@TyBraenovich @toriyorgeytv Some heroes don't wear capes. They wear 2008 GMC Yukons.

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@JellyfishSando Smashing

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@drunkenbear75 So that's why your feet aren't up on the desk. Gotta be ready to stop the mischief