dylan

[dylan @_dylanhood]

if the 1975 got together right now it would be called the 1999

[dylan @_dylanhood]

when i was little i didn’t know they had the same people working on wheel of fortune and i thought they got a new lady every few years and named her vanna white

[dirt girl @haterofwords2]

was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work

[dylan @_dylanhood]

@pissliz yea :3

[dylan @_dylanhood]

it didn’t stop me it merely slowed me down because i was scared we would lose the house but it was an addiction

[dylan @_dylanhood]

when i was a kid my mom had to tell me cornichon pickles were $100 because i kept taking out the whole jar in 6 minutes

[dylan @_dylanhood]

thinking about the man i saw on the street in london that ate an avocado (with the skin) like an apple and rolled the pit down the sidewalk when he was finished

[dylan @_dylanhood]

when i was little i thought elton john was a fake musician who was made up with the sole purpose of enriching the plot of gnomeo and juliet

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

please god let him represent himself

[James @CaucasianJames]

uber driver is also named james. a ton of tension in this toyota corolla. i have better jeans on and he’s aware of it

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

doodlebob shot dead in miami

[dylan @_dylanhood]

@carsonmanarson tattletale

[dylan @_dylanhood]

@pissliz Did u

[dylan @_dylanhood]

@carsonrhood3 guys she lied she’s still talking