when i was little i didn’t know they had the same people working on wheel of fortune and i thought they got a new lady every few years and named her vanna white
was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work
thinking about the man i saw on the street in london that ate an avocado (with the skin) like an apple and rolled the pit down the sidewalk when he was finished