Eddie Weissman

Writing software that writes comics about writing software.
Daily content. Made yesterday. Deployed today. No impediments.

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A good programmer can get more done than 10 bad programmers, but a bad programmer's code can keep 10 good programmers busy for years.

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@paulg How many people make it through <anything> for 100 days? Use the same curve. Change the labels.

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@catballar It's not a break. It's just another job on your resume...
SENIOR PROJECT MANAGER, Ballard Enterprises 01/24 -12/24. Reported directly to CEO to develop mission, objectives, strategies, tactics, requirements, and functional specifications to lay foundation for major pivot. etc.

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I do not draw. 100% of my comics are SVG (Scalable Vector Graphics) generated by code. As part of my November "Build in Public" challenge with @MeetKevon, I will show you how I do this. For today, here's a little teaser.

(Check out the original: https://t.co/uhUlJnpWuF)

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Check out the original: https://t.co/jht89mF2Id

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@MehranDamestani @MeetKevon All 5 sound great. I don't know how to answer your question because they're all a little "fuzzy". Can you provide examples of actual success stories of each?

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@_eddiots Holy cow, that is amazing. Here's to your next milestone 78

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@_eddiots Hey Ed nice seeing you in the timeline.

U were the cool 58 yo programmer years ago.

How much cooler have u gotten now?

Your book Best of edw519 has always been inspiring!

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@buttonpressor7 Thanks for the kind words, Button! Not sure how cool I ever was, but I keep on ticking at 68. Hope to have more to share in the near future.

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Check out the original: https://t.co/MEGhyudCWK

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@MarjorieSoaress The doctor said she died.

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@DThompsonDev https://t.co/vKhL744iSQ

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@cognitivity_ https://t.co/YPDVzLMG04

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@danwestworld It depends. Which brand of beer?

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@JesseVids As a mathematician, I calculate their absolute value.

All negative people, be gone. See how easy.

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@PriteshKiri FUN!

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@michaldubs You're not wasting your time.

The best way to learn is to teach.

What did you learn by trying to teach them?

(Sorry, "Don't waste your time" is not an acceptable answer.)

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@PriteshKiri Neither.

Building software. Focus on your result and trust that your inner programmer will make you learn what you need to do.

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@danielcranney A programmer.

Anything else is too "managerese" for me.

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@InfiniDream1 All of them.

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@geefealba I tell them I was in prison for strangling the last interviewer who asked about my prior 5-year gap.