emma

she/her

[kenny @kaedwards14]

thinking that performance was pandering to republicans is a degree of media illiteracy i didn’t know was possible

[ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ @elio_ourania]

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

[m @msnetik]

I hate gay halloween like what do you mean you’re Sigourney Weaver’s nailpolish from Holes

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

@prodiscplayer i see the joke didn’t land!

[pj @pjayevans]

lol that’s awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

saying goodbye on a 1 hour zoom meeting I contributed nothing to

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Family group chat

Mom: Dinner at 7

Brother: Cant make it

Dad: Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing (youtube. com)

Dad: Dead dog on the road

Dad: Eagles - Hotel California (youtube. com)

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

these jokes just write themselves at this point

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

This is near Los Angeles. Where is your global warming now, liberals?

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

@Hay_mcswaney immediately regretted it

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

my subaru’s horn is so nonthreatening it’s literally embarrassing to honk at people

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

pregaming the state of the union address

[Olivia 🧅 @harveyolivine]

Do not come near me if you are allergic to peanuts, I am so full of peanut butter at any given time that I might as well be Chernobyl to you

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

CEO of getting a to-go box at a restaurant and then forgetting it at the table

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

@Hay_mcswaney @prodiscplayer tag me when he responds

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

6

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

how many sips of dunkin iced coffee can i drink before my stomach starts hurting

[emma @_eemmaa_h]

driving with my windows down in january can billionaires stop going to space